A Collection of Amsuing Phone Calls

1. "Thank you for calling ------, how may I help you?"
    "Hi, can I speak to a rental car please?"
    "...I'm sorry?"
    "A rental car? Er, sorry! Sorry! I meant, can I speak to someone about a rental car?"
    "Oh, of course, haha..."

2. "Thank you for calling ------, how may I help you?"
    "Hey, yeah, do you guys have any solar eclipse glasses?"
    "Um...no?"
    "Oh, okay." *hangs up*

3. "Thank you for calling ------, how may I help you?"
    "Hallo, yes eh...can I peak to ah...da place with ah...the oil changes?"
    *confused* "I'm sorry?"
    "You know...da place with the oil and da tire exchanges?"
    "...OH! You mean service? Yes, of course."

4. "Thank you for calling ------, how may I help you?"
    *muffled voices and lots of background noise; sounds like they're in a car*
    "...hello?" *after no answer I hang up, as is standard procedure, and wait to see if they call back*
    *they call back, I answer, and the same issue occurs*
    *this continues for, I kid you not, another 10 minutes until the person on the other line hangs up*
    (to this day I have no idea who the person was or what they wanted; they have never called back)

5. "Thank you for calling ------, how may I help you?"
    *heavy French accent* "Yes, um...I need some assistance..."
    "Okay. do you need your car serviced?"
    "Er, no...I need um...uh..."
    "Do you want to speak with a salesman, perhaps?"
    "Um...maybe? This...this is Red Cross, yes?"
    *sudden realization* "OH! No sir, this is a car dealership?"
    "Um...?"
    "Cars, sir?"
    "Oh...pardon me, madam." *hangs up*